Giants LB Jonathan Casillas Posts Picture Of Him Smoking A Hand Rolled Cigar On Instagram, Promptly Gets Asked To Take A "Random" Drug Test By The NFL

Can’t say I’m shocked by this one bit. The NFL probably has an entire gaggle of interns going through players’ social media pages so they can narc on them. And this is just the latest example. Jonathan Casillas basically pleaded to get drug tested by the NFL by posting this picture. Begged even. And you know what? I’m fine with it. He had to know that his piss test was 1000000000% going to come back clean as a whistle. Casillas probably made sure he ate at the nicest restaurants in the D.R. No way he was venturing to any random shanties for food that may have gotten a little liberal with the ingredients. I went to Jamaica a few times during my college days. I know that for a few bucks extra you can put a little magic in your cake that sends you on a rocketship to the moon. But I was just an idiot college kid. Jonathan Casillas is a captain for one of the best defenses in the NFL. He knows to keep it clean when posting a picture of him smoking a cigar so he can help Eli get that third ring. But he also knows when that pic is so lit, you have to post it no matter what. Pulling out your dick and pissing for Goodell’s foot soldiers only lasts a minute, max. But a lit picture like this lasts forever.

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